There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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