Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do vagina's smell?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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