He disabled his match.com account in front of me
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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