Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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