he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
