Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
