so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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