I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize