I think I won the penis lottery.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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