You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
we're so committed to being not committed
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
