i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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