My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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