so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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