i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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