If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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