normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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