Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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