they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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