Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
