big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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