I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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