she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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