So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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