Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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