these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was born a porn star she said
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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