come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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