i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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