: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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