we're blogging at a bar
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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