I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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