you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dignity is for republicans.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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