yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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