How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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