Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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