Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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