yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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