Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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