dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Randomize
