i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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