the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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