You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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