this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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