my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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