I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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