P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
