I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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