This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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