have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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