seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
These tits shall not be calmed
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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