All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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