his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
