I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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