People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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