So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
