so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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