Do vagina's smell?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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