sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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